Leave it to The New York Post to explain in graphic detail precisely why shooting a porn flick in the “Democratic People’s Republic of Korea” (e.g., not the southern one) is a seriously bad idea. For one thing, it turns you’re the one most likely to end up getting shot – even you happen to be the Dear Leader’s ex-girlfriend.

That’s right: While taking a brief respite from his Dennis Rodman bromance, Kim Jong Un had his ex, the once locally celebrated singer/actress Hyon Song-Wol and 11 others publicly executed by machine gun fire while their families and co-workers were forced to observe before being uncerimoniously sent away to spend the rest of their lives in concentration camps. Their crime? allegedly producing and distributing sex videos.

As tough as things may have been on Anthony Weiner this past year, suddenly endless public humiliation and losing a mayoral race don’t seem quite so harsh…

[“Kim Jong Un’s Ex-Girlfriend Executed In Pornography Scandal,” The New York Post, 8/29/2013]