After that somewhat embarrassing Super Bowl predictionÂ incident, some of you out there might have been thinking: “Frazer lost his edge… The guy just doesn’t haveÂ it anymore… He used to be cool, but now???”
SO, to all those haters, doubters and naysayers out there, I’veÂ got justÂ one thing to say:
That’s right – All I missed was: “Best Animated Short” (Sure, I used to watch those on Saturday mornings back when I was EIGHT…);Â “Best Foreign Language Film” (Look – I’m a proudÂ American! You gotta problem with that??) andÂ “BestÂ Short Film” (That’s right -Â I actually have the patienceÂ to watchÂ REAL MOVIES… Why? How many times do I have to tell you? I’m a proud American!!!)
The evening’s sole disappointment was that “Sharknado” didn’t get the accolades it so obviously deserved.
Other than that, I’d just like to thank the Academy, God, and ourÂ Founding FathersÂ (in no particular order).