You Just Can’t Make This Stuff Up Frazer Wastes Your Time, Updates May 19, 2013 Name: Christopher White Crime: Burglary Fatal mistake: Failing to caffeinate before a break-in . . . “Dumb Criminal of the Week: The Alleged Burglar Who Fell Asleep on a Bear Skin Mid-Burglary,†Slate, 5/18/2013
